Oct. 20, 2003

Lyrics from "All The Way Choo Choo"
by Orville Campbell

All the way Choo Choo, all the way,
Chug chug chugga with a hip hoo-ray.
Bing, bat, boot that ball around,
Open that throttle and cover ground.

He took the kick-off on the ten,
Crowd yelled "Man, he's off again."
Zigging through the tackles,
Zagging through the guards,
He razzle-dazzled for ninety yards.

At the football game, he does all the stunts,
He runs, he passes, fakes and punts.
Between the halves he leads the band,
Then sells peanuts in the stands.

Punt formation once was called.
Choo Choo waited for the ball.
Why it ought to be against the law,
They found that thing in Arkansas.

A two-ton tackle got his man.
Across him laid his two-ton span.
"Don't move," Two Ton said to him,
"Choo Choo may come by again."